It Was A Dark And Stormy Night.....

While I was out tonight the sky got very dark and ominous, and then the rain, thunder and lightning started. I am not a big fan of thunder and lightning. Driving to the house the lightning was big and huge going across the sky and connecting with itself, it was way freaky. I pull in the driveway already creeped out, and start walking up the dark and rainy pathway. I'm about five feet from the porch when I hear this loud snort. What to do! Do I panic and run back to the car? Do I risk it and run towards the snorting sound to the porch and have my back to the mystery? After about a year of hesitation I take the chance and make a break for the porch. I then text Z, who is not back yet, to tell him to come in the garage because there's a monster in the front yard. Luckily, he kept his head and told me it was just a deer. Turns out even deer have sinus problems.